it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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