No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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