Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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