you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Enjoy the penises
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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