i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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