So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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