Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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