i dont even know how to be here
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
ttyl tear gas
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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