hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
