No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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