If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
When did angry sex become our thing?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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