Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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