I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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