This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm having to shit out rocks
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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