Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
there's paper in my vomit.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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