I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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