come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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