If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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