Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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