once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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