the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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