May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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