the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
