I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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