Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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