nut hugger
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
He felt like a one man threesome
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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