At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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