So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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