Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
How's work?
Spinning.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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