YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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