only if we run a train.
done.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Randomize
