is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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