Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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