I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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