Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
