East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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