You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
The struggles of a small town man whore
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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