Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
youre lurking in front of me
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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