Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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