Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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