i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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