I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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