Pappa wants mamma naked
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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