Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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