I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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