i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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