You work out of a Hotel?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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