Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize