and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
i believe in u and ur pee
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
