Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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