Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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